“Kolchak
is why I got into journalism,” –Peter L., journalist/writer/bon vivant
Back in
the autumn of 1974, the American Broadcasting Company (then, as now, Channel 7
in NYC) did me a real solid. On Friday nights, ABC had scheduled The Six
Million Dollar Man at 8pm; Kung Fu with David Carradine at 9pm; and
then at 10pm, Kolchak: The Night Stalker. It was nerd heaven!
Being
allowed to stay up to see these shows was special—until 1975, my bedtime was
7:30pm! It would be summertime, I’d be lying in bed, trying to fall asleep, and
the sun would still be up, shining bright, and there would be kids screaming in
the streets. (I discovered that counting sheep doesn’t work; I imagine a long
corridor that is never-ending….) But these shows were on a Friday night, and
they were “special:” Genre TV wasn’t as prevalent as it is now—it was quite
catch as catch can. And the parental units, themselves of nerdish persuasion,
understood. Besides, mom, it’s Friday, and there’s no
school on Saturday!
At 10 p.m.
EST, Friday, September 27, 1974, the now-considered-a-cult-classic TV show, the
horror-themed
Kolchak: The Night Stalker, premiered its third episode as
an hour-long program: a UFO-centered show titled, “They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be…”
The
episode’s title was inspired by lines from H.P. Lovecraft’s 1928 story “The
Dunwich Horror.” {read it HERE for free!} In it, Lovecraft writes,
“The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the
spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned
and to us unseen.”
Other segments
from the show are more frightening (like “The Horror in the Heights”—written by
Hammer Horror vet Jimmy Sangster, probably the best of the series’ 20
episodes), and to many “They Have Been, They
Are, They Will Be…” is a mess.
But I find
this episode a thought-provoking low-budget B-movie mélange of neo-noir (an
honest reporter in a corrupt town dealing with a cover-up), Lovecraftian
elements (the inexplicable cosmic horror of an invisible alien who sucks out
our bone marrow—Ewww!), and UFO/conspiracy lore (aliens, contactees,
secretive government agencies, “the Men in Black”).
(And if “mélange”
is too highbrow for some, perhaps “mish-mash,” if we want to be egalitarian?)