You’ve heard about
it, and probably scoffed—
In a (ahem) nut-shell,
Ancient Astronaut Theory is the idea that “Space Gods” came to Earth, worked some of their
tech-so-advanced-it-looks-like-magic on some apes, jumpstarting their DNA
towards the big-brained critters that we are today.
This is a Venusian from an episode of "The Outer Limits." Venus has sulfuric acid rain and is hot enough on the surface to melt lead. What our planet will be one day. |
I won’t go into that
stuff too much, because many others have covered it better,
but I am looking at this in a way I don’t think others have.
Please read on…
The Space Gods leaving their Homeworld. Pay attention to the landscape and environment: You will be seeing a lot more of it SOON. |
Space Gods arguing about the best way "to serve man..." |
He says,
“It came to me when I
tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals.
Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with
the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you
multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way
you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this
planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human
beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague…”
Why send an invasion force when the locals will do it for you? |
It’s time like this
where people turn to religion—even Space God worship—to help them.
In the 1970s, a big
part of the UFO craze was that people were hoping the aliens would save us,
like a squadron of interstellar Jesuses.
Hideous beast out of H.P. Lovecraft's nightmares, or Space God? There's no difference. |
And maybe it was
supposed to evolve into something evil and rotten.
Look how mankind has
systematically destroyed the Earth.
Even if we turned off
every machine right now, and
didn’t send another microgram of pollution into the atmosphere—it’s too late.
The tipping point has
been passed, and the planet will continue mutating until it fixes itself, like
a junkie detoxing.
And that would be if we stopped killing every
living thing and crapping all over nature. But that sort of thing isn’t
stopping anytime soon, and lord knows it’ll get worse.
It's the Space Gods' planet, we're just renters. If we're lucky, some might mutate enough to survive. Time to rename the planet "Innsmouth." |
They mutated some
apes, so those monkeys’ descendents would terraform the planet to the Aliens’ exact
specifications.
Maybe these aliens
need an environment that we would consider polluted and toxic?
The global warming, bad air,
poison gases, dead oceans full of plastic, runaway weather systems and nuclear
waste are a paradise to them.
Thus, maybe the Space
Gods are on the way back—because we’ve finally made the place comfortable to
them.
Spielberg wasn't smart enough to go into it, but maybe his interstellar "terrorists" were also the creators of homo sapiens... |
If they are “out
there” (if not in a parallel dimension; that is, right next door!), don’t
even bother trying to understand their thought processes. Pray they eat you
first…
If/when they arrive,
they probably won’t even notice as they crush us underfoot.
The Space Gods' Homeworld--or else the Earth in about 20 years, there's no difference... |
That's actually a rather intriguing idea. I don't normally buy into the whole "ancient aliens" theory (although it doesn't stop me from being fascinated by it) but the idea that these beings intended that we would mess up our planet for their gain is a pretty sick and twisted way of looking at it.
ReplyDeleteThanks! (It's a sick and twisted look at a sick and twisted world...)
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