You’ve heard about it, and probably scoffed—
In a (ahem) nut-shell,
Ancient Astronaut Theory is the idea that “Space Gods” came to Earth, worked some of their tech-so-advanced-it-looks-like-magic on some apes, jumpstarting their DNA towards the big-brained critters that we are today.
|This is a Venusian from an episode of|
"The Outer Limits."
Venus has sulfuric acid rain and is
hot enough on the surface to melt
lead. What our planet will be one day.
I won’t go into that stuff too much, because many others have covered it better, but I am looking at this in a way I don’t think others have.
Please read on…
|The Space Gods leaving their Homeworld. |
Pay attention to the landscape and environment:
You will be seeing a lot more of it SOON.
|Space Gods arguing about the best way|
"to serve man..."
“It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague…”
|Why send an invasion force when the locals will do it for you?|
It’s time like this where people turn to religion—even Space God worship—to help them.
In the 1970s, a big part of the UFO craze was that people were hoping the aliens would save us, like a squadron of interstellar Jesuses.
|Hideous beast out of H.P. Lovecraft's nightmares, or|
Space God? There's no difference.
And maybe it was supposed to evolve into something evil and rotten.
Look how mankind has systematically destroyed the Earth.
Even if we turned off every machine right now, and didn’t send another microgram of pollution into the atmosphere—it’s too late.
The tipping point has been passed, and the planet will continue mutating until it fixes itself, like a junkie detoxing.
And that would be if we stopped killing every living thing and crapping all over nature. But that sort of thing isn’t stopping anytime soon, and lord knows it’ll get worse.
|It's the Space Gods' planet, we're just|
renters. If we're lucky, some might mutate
enough to survive. Time to rename the planet
They mutated some apes, so those monkeys’ descendents would terraform the planet to the Aliens’ exact specifications.
Maybe these aliens need an environment that we would consider polluted and toxic?
The global warming, bad air, poison gases, dead oceans full of plastic, runaway weather systems and nuclear waste are a paradise to them.
Thus, maybe the Space Gods are on the way back—because we’ve finally made the place comfortable to them.
|Spielberg wasn't smart enough|
to go into it, but maybe his interstellar
"terrorists" were also the creators of
If they are “out there” (if not in a parallel dimension; that is, right next door!), don’t even bother trying to understand their thought processes. Pray they eat you first…
If/when they arrive, they probably won’t even notice as they crush us underfoot.
|The Space Gods' Homeworld--or else the Earth in about 20 years, there's no difference...|