Killer Mountain (2011; Sheldon Wilson) is a
sci-fi/horror/thriller that keeps upping the ante as it rolls along at a steady
pace, and is much, much better than its generic/unspecific title and Syfy
Original Movie cable-TV pedigree (and accompanying mediocre CGI) would indicate.
To put things into a broader sci-fi/horror B-movie
context, Killer
Mountain is a monster movie that would fit in fine in a fantasy film fest that also included
Attack of the Crab Monsters, The Crawling Eye,
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1958), and the Martian sand-shark episode
of The Outer Limits.
It may not be High Art, or shockingly original, but
the best kind of cheap thrill: an engrossing entertainment.
The story follows a climber as he and his team are
hired to perform a rescue mission at incredible and dangerous heights in the Himalayas . It seems a pharmaceutical company has been
illegally drilling up there (much to the annoyance of the host country’s
paramilitary goons), exploring for “miracle drugs,” when
they found something else…with sharp, pointy
teeth.
The flick makes good use of some limited, but unique
locations (it looks like it was filmed in an abandoned shipyard somewhere in Asia , and then in an Eastern European strip-mine), and
always plays it straight, helping keep the mood tense.
Additionally Killer Mountain is one Syfy Original that
knows how to use the channel’s obligatory lame CGI to its advantage: the hungry
and nasty rock-dragon-centipedes that plague and pester our cast have hard,
segmented exoskeletons that look made out of carbon: they are not supposed to
look alive, or even of this earth.
But things like the climber’s checkered past creates
tension later—there really isn’t a wasted moment in this flick, and it’s all
well-paced, grabbing your interest from the get-go.
Suspense and mystery are built steadily until we leap
into Chariots of the Gods/H.P. Lovecraft territory. You could say that the
explorers have discovered the Plateau of Leng: Killer Mountain
even has a type of leech-like Shoggoth!
It is really too bad this movie has such an
uninspired, lackluster title: Honestly, with “Killer Mountain,” I was expecting
something out of an old Marvel Comics’ Tales to Astonish, illustrated by either
Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko, natch: a story about an actual mountain (that was
really a lost space traveler) that gets up and walks around…and kills people: It
walks over a town, and then sits on it…
“Killer Mountain ” sounds like
what a SoCal snowboarder would say after a particularly good run down the
slopes, dude.
The worst kind of title-by-moronic-committee, Killer Mountain
deserves to be re-released under a different name—how about:
—The Forbidden Mountain (taken from
dialog in the flick)
—Climbing to Hell
—Doom at 20,000 Feet (reminiscent of the
Shatner/gremlin-on-the-wing Twilight Zone episode)
—The Rock Dragons of the Himalayas
(truth in advertising! And it has a very 1950s vibe, doesn’t it?)
—Beast Mountain
—Monsters at the Top of the World
—and those seven titles are just what I cooked up while
goofing off at my desk—jeez, the title-making department at Syfy really dropped
the ball this time…
Thankfully, Killer Mountain is the type of ambitious
and effective low-budget B-movie horror flick that once played in drive-ins and
grindhouses across our great land—and then ended up in regular rotation on your
TV station’s late show.
Catch it!
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