[For no reason other
than that I think it is beautiful, I am posting a recent cover of The New
Yorker above. I don’t know who the artist is; I think I’ve seen and liked their
work before. I really appreciate how this mystery illustrator captures and slightly
caricaturizes the female form. Also, the women they draw always have a chic
style and sturdy confidence. Call me a weirdo, but I’d like to think that these
ladies could carry on a good conversation, too. These are smart chicks, dude,
and they’re not afraid to show it!]
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014
LEGALIZE COSPLAY NOW!!! (a spoof)
On the Legalization of Cosplay
in the United States and How That Would Positively Impact Crime Rates in North
America
INTRODUCTION
The legalization of cosplay would reduce
crime by smashing an existing status quo where billions of taxpayer dollars are
spent and thousands of lives ruined in the pursuit of an unobtainable
objective.
Government resources that could be better
utilized elsewhere—including our nation’s local police departments—are misspent
trying to control and/or eradicate an activity the majority of Americans want
legalized: In October 2013, for the first time since Gallup began asking the
question in 1969, more Americans (58% of those polled) favored legalization of
cosplay.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
L.I.E. #115: LIBRARY ROULETTE! And What’s Been Seen So Far In September!
Let’s talk about
LIBRARY ROULETTE!
Many of the movies (that
is, DVDs) I watch are via the blessed New York Public Library (NYPL), but
not so much from me wandering the stacks hoping to find what I want—to heck
with that! I’m a (self)important man; I have things to do, places to be!
Besides the Hamilton
Grange branch of the NYPL, on 145th Street—as awesome as it is—doesn’t
always have what I want.
But you can go to the NYPL’s website, and after
you register, you can place holds on DVDs—which is what I do!
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Perhaps the Ancient Astronauts Are NOT Our Friends…
You’ve heard about
it, and probably scoffed—
In a (ahem) nut-shell,
Ancient Astronaut Theory is the idea that “Space Gods” came to Earth, worked some of their
tech-so-advanced-it-looks-like-magic on some apes, jumpstarting their DNA
towards the big-brained critters that we are today.
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| This is a Venusian from an episode of "The Outer Limits." Venus has sulfuric acid rain and is hot enough on the surface to melt lead. What our planet will be one day. |
I won’t go into that
stuff too much, because many others have covered it better,
but I am looking at this in a way I don’t think others have.
Please read on…
Monday, September 1, 2014
The Return of the Reviews! The Films (& Books) of June & August
So, what the heck
have I been up to?
Six months of intense
and hellish training to be a prison guard to the young folks, that’s what: I
was in the bowels of the edjoomakashun system, lorded over by a series of
Dolores Umbridges—which thankfully in the long run, I was rejected for—
“Let’s use brutal, militaristic
techniques to keep the young’uns in line, to make them good little worker bees—oh,
there’s no jobs and poverty creates a toxic stress environment as well as cycle
of defeat? Not to mention the learned helplessness where folks say, ‘Why bother
to try and improve when the dice are loaded, the cards marked and the game is rigged right from the start?’ Well that’s not our problem….”
Basically it was like
dealing with the students of Mao’s Cultural Revolution: Obey or die!
Listen up boy, you gotta get your mind RIGHT.
Here’s the thing:
these Umbridges claim to “love the children,” but I believe they only do so in
the most abstract way….
But I’ve burned
enough bridges already…
One day I will go
into further detail—but today is not that day—today is September 1, and
it’s the start of the final quarter of 2014, and it’s a new page in my life.
Getting my ducks in a
row, looking forward, and NEVER giving up. The only way you’re going to stop me
is by chopping off my head—and then you better watch out: the Gypsy said if
that happens, my right hand with come after you…and avenge me.
Now, onto the movie
reviews! (Most of which will be very short; I just wanna get this one out of
the way—break the silence, and get back on track…)
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
But I'm Not Dead Yet...
Nope, not dead. Just verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry busy.
Updates soon.
Enjoy some Funkadelic.
Don't the Stooges look awesome?
Sunday, June 8, 2014
Finally in June, We Get April & May…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
haven’t posted in a long time. I get it.
Well, read on,
MacDuff, and find out more!
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